Saturday, April 25, 2009

be grateful..


I AM THANKFUL: FOR THE WIFE
WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.



FOR THE HUSBAND

WHO IS ON THE SOFA
BEING A COUCH POTATO,
BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME
AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.



FOR THE TEENAGER

WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS.



FOR THE TAXES I PAY

BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED
.



FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.



FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.




FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK

BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE




FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME
.


FOR ALL THE
COMPLAINING
I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT

BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.



FOR THE PARKING SPOT
I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT

BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING
AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION
.


FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL

BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM WARM.



FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH WHO SINGS OFF KEY
BECAUSE IT MEANS
I CAN HEAR.




FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.




FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES AT THE END OF THE DAY

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.




FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF
IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS

BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.



AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL

BECAUSE
IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.


Live well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart!



credit to miss herina jupiter...

Friday, April 24, 2009

cheap Macbook Pro for sell




brand New MacBook Pro 15" for sell..
Intel Core 2 Duo
,
2GB memory
,
250GB HD
,
NVIDIA GeForce 9400M + 9600M

the cheapest Mac...RM3500.00 (nego)

stock limited...contact me at tanaktama@yahoo.com for more inquiry or call/sms at this number 016-8017668 (Malaysia only)

Thursday, March 26, 2009

uncle jhonny


when u know the meaning of all these words, u can be survive in Sabah...
1. tuuuna/
saaaana - points with the lips - (there-- at a distance)(the longer the
'tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuna / saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaana' the further the place
is.)
2. limpas (to pass/walk by - Maaf, saya > limpas dulu? Excuse me, can I passby?
3. palui (stupid, duh! )
4. tapuk (to hide )
5. bida (ugly)
6. bubut (as in proper malay- 'kejar', to chase)
7. sakai (ignorant, uncivilized, 'hoosier')
8. andang-andang (that's how it is)
9. sapak (kasi campur/gaul --utk masakan-to mix as in cooking)
10. inda/tia (short form of 'tidak' - not, no)
11. wicin (another brand of msg as in 'aji-no- moto' - a seasoning or food enhancer)
12. talampau (proper malay - 'terlampau'- too much)
13. takajut (proper malay - 'terkejut' - shocked, startled)
14. siorang (proper malay -'kami'/ 'saya-orang' - us, we)
15. ngam-ngam (proper malay 'kebetulan' - exact, at that time)
16. mangkali (proper malay 'barangkali' - maybe, perhaps)
17. kamarin (proper malay 'kelmarin' - yesterday)
18. kanapa (proper malay 'kenapa' - why)
19. gia (__expression - 'is it?')
20. bah (__expression - 'ok!')
21. ah? (question, 'Apa?' What?)
22. kici/kicil (proper malay 'kecil' - small)
23. basar (proper malay 'besar' - big, huge)
24. siok (__expression/description, proper malay 'seronok' - enjoyable, great, etc-)
25. urang ('orang' - people; sometimes used 'diurang' - them, they)
26. karing ('kering' - dry)
27. umban ('humban, lempar' - throw)
28. kana ('kena'- got ie--'kena umban' --got thrown)
29. padih ('pedih' - as in 'Mata saya padih/pedih!' - My eyes stings, painful)
30. numbur ('nombor' - number)
31. gali ('geli' as in squeemish about something, or 'gali'--gali lubang - as in Dig a hole.)
32. dorang ('dia orang/diurang' - them, they - Dorang pigi tamu. They went to the market.)
33. panat ('penat' - tired)
34. katawa ('ketawa' - laugh, laughing)
35. lanjang (a.k.a. 'periuk /belanga ' - pots/pans)
36. putung ('potong' - cut, slice)
37. Buduh ('bodoh' - stupid)
38. tongo/bongo ('stupido' - same as above )
39.. kabaru-baruan ('kebaru-baruan'- new to something)
40. giuk (proper malay 'ulat'- worm)
41. Sikui (Tembikai - watermelon)
42. Santut (Underwear)
43. celana/salana (Seluar)
44. gipit (to grip...)
45. kanapatan/kadapatan (caught red handed.. or as the malays in kl say..'kantoi')
46. kebangkalan (choked while eating..proper malay = 'tersedak')
47. ketulahan (bad karma)
48. bahai (plastic bag)
49. uinnaaa! (used to express various feelings, mostly when surprised..)
50. ging (derived from the word gang.. means kawan/member)
51. Tontolou/balabak = Uncle Johnny (scrotum, "telor")
52. Pantat = Butt
53. Siring ( proper malay 'tepi'-behind )

Monday, February 23, 2009

sweet msg in my old hp


1. u crossed my mind just now so i wishpered a prayer...and ask God 2 make u happy all the time..:D..
2. i've a special lunch 4 u..a glass of CARE, a plate of LOVE, a spoon of PEACE, a fork of TRUST & a bowl of PRAYERS
3. i may out of reach..out of sight..but i'll owez touch ur heart by praying and hoping dat u'l owe be alrite
4. "FUCK U" F=flowers for u, U=unlimited love for u, C=chocolate not sweeter that u, K=kisses for u, U=u owez in my mind..so fuck u again
5. 1 day if u need a fren & there are 100 steps between us, u take the 1st step 2 get near me, i will take all 99 steps 2 be there for u
6. i ask God for a flower, He gives me a garden. i ask God for a tree, He gives me a forest. i ask God for a river, He gives me ocean. i ask God for a shelter, He gives me a place. i ask God for money, He gives me bank. i ask God for a water, he sends a rain. i ask God for a pet to play,He gives me U!!!hehehehe..hoho.huahahauauaua...but, for everything dat i ask God for, m thankful He gave me U
7. hey fren, my datuk said frens r like megi..mkn time susah..my mum said, fren r like chpsmore, kejap ada kejap teda...my farther said, fren r like astro..mcm2 ada.but for me, kalo dh jd my fren, apa2 pun i x kisah, coz u'll be my fren 4eva..even when there wont be magi, chipsmore and astro..
8. FRIENDSHIP.. many people come into ur life, some leave untraced, some leave behind everlasting impression..and then there r some who become inseparable part of ur life...like u Dear Friend, whose friendship mean the most to me..
9. its a nice feeling when u know datsome1 love u, some1 misses u, some1 needs u...but i feel much better when u know that some1 never ever forget u
10. a word of love gives spice to life, a word from a friend give happiness to the heart & the word of God gives direction&meaning to our life
11. if i die and go to heaven and God ask me wat is my last wish, i'll pause for a while to look at u and if i see u crying i wud say "God, give me a minute to hug my lovely fren"
12. if kisses were water, i'll ghive u the sea. if hugs were leaves, i'll give u a tree. if love is a planet, i'll give u galaxy. if friendship is life, i will give u mine for free..
13. dislove, islove,dlove, bestlove, waylove, tolove,saylove, datlove, ilove,realylove, misslove, ulove, solove,muchlove..now read it again without 'love'
14. if u read, u owe me a hug.if u delete, u owe me akiss. if u save, u owe me a date.if u return text to me, u owe me all.but if u ignore, u r mine.so wat will u do?

lots more..nxt time la..time aku boring:)

Thursday, November 13, 2008

religion?


1 Corinthians 13:13
So now faith, hope, and love abide, these three; but the greatest of these is love

Friday, September 26, 2008

religion?

religion does not save people..just faith and believe in God.u r saved!